IF you’ve ever thought your ex was more cockroach than man, you can go one step further and officially name an insect after them.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, February 14, you can name a creepy crawlie in honour of another one – your ex.
Hemsley Conservation Centre is giving scorned lovers the hilarious opportunity to give a fitting name to a cockroach (no offence to the bug).
For just £1.50, you can pick a roach and give it the name of your ex-man.
The name will be proudly displayed on the exhibit, so you can always visit the insect-version of your ex.
Once you’ve named your cockroach/ex you’ll be sent a gift certificate as a keepsake.
Although the centre says as they “don’t want to fuel a fire”, they’ll keep the name off the certificate - but they do point out there is a section to add your own comments in, hint hint.
So if you have bitter feelings, any pent up rage or are still carrying around a lot of anger after a bad breakup, there’s no better way to release it – and it’s all for a good cause.
A statement from the centre said: "For those that don't quite require revenge, there's another way to make you feel better about getting back at your ex this Valentine's Day.
"We are offering the chance to name a cockroach in honour of your worthless ex-'someone' on this special holiday of love.
"We are highlighting these creatures through our 'name a cockroach programme' (we think adopt is a little too strong, after all - you probably don't want to adopt your ex) to raise money for our projects at the zoo."
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